Sunday, July 29, 2007
Movie Review - The Simpsons Movie & Bordertown
i like movie marathons.. LOL.. its like, movies dat came out during the week, we get to watch it 1 shot.. LOL.. its like killing 2 birds wif 1 stone.. but of coz la.. nice movie can watch it marathon-ly la.. ekeke.. as usual had our family day, wif evybaby for the saturday.. i like saturdays.. LOL to cut it short, lets do the review.. LOL

The Simpsons Movie

Green Day is performing at Lake Springfield, where they fail to engage the audience in talking about the environment. They are killed when the pollution in the lake eats away at their vessel, causing it to sink. At the funeral,Granpa has a vision of a great catastrophe to come, but only Marge listens. Lisa and an Irish boy named Colin hold a seminar, which convinces the town to successfully clean up the lake. Meanwhile, Homer dares Bart to skateboard nude to Krusty Burger, but Bart is caught. Ned Flanders comforts Bart after being humiliated, but Homer ignores him, and adopts a pig. Homer keeps the pig's waste in an overflowing silo, which horrifies Marge, who tells Homer to dispose of it safely. While waiting in a line at the dump, Homer decides on a quicker means of disposal and dumps the silo into the lake, causing it to become heavily polluted. Nearby, Flanders and Bart bond during a hike and discover a mutated squirrel, which is captured by the EPA. Russ Cargill, head of the EPA, tells President that Springfield is extremely polluted and the government must take drastic action. As a result, the EPA places Springfield in a giant glass dome.

The police discover Homer's silo in the lake, and an angry mob approaches the Simpsons' home and torches it. The family escapes through a sinkhole which then devours the Simpson house. While on the run, Homer proposes that the entire family move to Alaska. Seeing the people of Springfield going insane, Russ Cargill manipulates the President into deciding to destroy the town. The Simpsons enjoy living in Alaska, but see an advertisement presented by Tom Hanks promoting a new Grand Canyon, to be located where Springfield is. Marge and the kids decide that they must save Springfield, but Homer refuses to help the town that tried to kill him. He goes to a bar and returns to discover that Marge and the kids abandoned him and left for Springfield. After a visit with a mysterious person, Homer has a vision and reaches an epiphany: he cannot survive without others and must save Springfield and his family. Meanwhile, Marge, Lisa, Maggie, and Bart are captured by Cargill and returned to Springfield. Cargill appears and tells the town Springfield is to be destroyed. A helicopter arrives and opens a hole at the top of the dome, lowering down a bomb. Homer climbs the dome and descends, knocking the escaping town people and bomb off the rope. Homer notices a motorcycle, grabs Bart, and cycles up the side of the dome. Bart throws the bomb through the hole, detonating it and shattering the dome. The town praises Homer, who rides off with Marge on the motorbike into the sunset. The film ends with everyone restoring Springfield, including the Simpsons' house, back to the way things were.

Its a nice and hilarious movie.. Laugh my balls off particularly the Spiderpig part.. and i ended up singing it the whole day.. LOL

8/10



Bordertown

The opening titles explain that American corporations are using the North American Free Trade Agreement by opening large maquiladoras right across the United States border. The maquiladora's hire mostly Mexican women to work long hours for little money in order to produce mass quantity products.

Lauren Adrian(J.Lo), an impassioned news reporter for the "Chicago Sentinel" wants to be assigned to the Iraq front-lines to cover the war. Instead, her editor assigns her to investigate a series of slayings involving young maquiladora factory women in a Mexican bordertown.

Worker Eva, originally from Oacaxa in the south, takes a bus to go back to her shanty-town home after work. After a while she is the last passenger still in the bus. The driver asks her if it is okay that he goes to a gas station to fill up, and Eva agrees. However, he takes her to a quiet place and assaults and rapes her together with another man, who then tries to strangle her. The two men, believing her dead, bury her alive. With the little energy she has left, Eva escapes.

Lauren heads to Mexico to investigate the murders, hoping that if she does well she'll be assigned to Iraq by Morgan. In Juárez, she meets up with Diaz(Banderas), her ex-boyfriend, who is the editor for the local newspaper "El Sol de Juárez." She also meets Eva.

The three try to find the two killers and have them prosecuted. For this purpose she starts working in the factory, in order to act as bait on the bus ride. Indeed the driver tries to assault her in the same way as Eva, and while police assistance was arranged they are at the wrong place. She manages to kill her attacker and escape. Later Diaz gets killed. Eva changes her mind and does not want to testify anymore against the second killer for fear of revenge, and tries to flee to the US, together with others in the trunk of a car. She gets caught and is sent back. Lauren convinces her to testify after all. For political reasons the Chicago Sentinel refuses to publish Lauren's story.

Somehow i feel dat characters such as this suits J.Lo the most.. coz she's really irritating enuff and oso blends the character well..

7/10



till then....
 
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Monday, July 23, 2007
s i c k b o i
its almost 1 week and im still sick.. wtf how long more do i have to endure sleepless nites due to fever in the middle of the nite, sudden hot and cold body, coughin till my brains no more pieces to fall out.. sien..

arghhhhhhh.... faster get well can or not??!! i wanna eat nasi lemak wif half boil eggs in ss223!!!! i wanna drink cold drinks!!! i wanna eat fried chicken!!!!

i'd been eating bread and bread and bread and drinking water and water and water...!!! wuaRGHH!!!!

FARK FEEEEEVERR!!!!





till then...
 
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Sunday, July 22, 2007
HARRY'S NOT DEAD! LOL
to all those whom are crazy about harry whether he'll be dead or not in the final book, yea.. harry potter's not dead.. i mean in the final book la.. not like i bought it.. i juz wikipedia it.. bwahahahaha.. nonid to buy wan... LOL

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_potter_7

there you go...

LOL.. ok ok.. let me briefly tell you the ending.. itu harry lawan voldermort.. itu voldermort kasi spell itu harry, harry reject itu spell, itu spell melantun kena balik voldermort.. voldermort mati.. bwahahahahhaa.. itu dia.. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.. LOL

wait wait.. still got, harry married Ginny Weisley and MADE 3 childrens, James, Albus Severus and Lily.. Meanwhile Ron married Hermione and only managed to MAKE 2 children, Rose and Hugo.. LOL

ahhh...
the power of internet.. and i alwiz like wikipedia.. full of knowledge... LOL




till then...
 
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Thursday, July 19, 2007
i'm s i c k . . .
errrgh.. im sick.. i tot wanna keep the whole year clean from sickness.. but after so many months, im sick.. having bad headache, fever and cough.. everytime i cough makes me feel like my brains gonna fall off and my lungs gonna puncture.. argghhhh... so hate being sick..



till then..
 
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Monday, July 16, 2007
Movie Review - Die Hard 4.0 & Harry Potter 5
fuuuh.. after a long break from being a movie critics due to some busy schedule in my planner (LOL!), im back wif more reviews.. so this time went for Die Hard wif my bunch of Fooser Kaki's, Cyrus, Zayd, Jason, Jess, Roy and bla bla bla.. and then watched Abang Potter wif evybaby.. and her FAMILY.. hmmmmm.. but then in gold class la nvm.. LOL So here's the review without much delay..

Die Hard 4.0

The movie starts on the July 4th holiday, where an attack on the vulnerable United States infrastructure begins to shut down the entire nation. The mysterious figure behind the scheme has figured out every modern angle -- but he never figured on an old-school "analog" fly in the "digital" ointment: John McClane. No mask. No cape. No problem.

As usual la, Encik Bruce is the hero la.. and the title must always suits him la.. die hard ma.. chase by jet fighter oso kenot die.. shoot by helicopter oso kenot die.. sien.. LOL.. but the action is nice.. juz dat its too unrealistic ler.. LOL

for that, i shall rate it at 7/10




Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

As his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry approaches, 15-year-old Harry Potter is in full-blown adolescence, complete with regular outbursts of rage, a nearly debilitating crush, and the blooming of a powerful sense of rebellion. It's been yet another infuriating and boring summer with the despicable Dursleys, this time with minimal contact from our hero's non-Muggle friends from school. Harry is feeling especially edgy at the lack of news from the magic world, wondering when the freshly revived evil Lord Voldemort will strike.

So he went back to Hogwarts facing lotsa problems from the dark lord.. trying to train his fellow frens wif his magics and also trying to fend off the forever-irritating principle..

in the end, wait.. there's no end.. LOL.. so i tink you shall read the novel to noe the end.. bahhhh...

the movies is kinda bored.. so i shouldnt comment much bout it..

6/10. disappointing huh.. hmmmm..



hmmm.. cant wait for The Simpsons Movie coming out 26th July.. there's also some other movies coming out dat should be interesting such as Walt Disney's Underdog, Evan Almighty and the much anticipated, Rush Hour 3 in August..




Till then....
 
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
I PASS!!
I PASSED ALL MY SUBJECTS!! WOOOOHOOOO!!

and i thought dat i would fail at least 1 or 2.. WOOOOHOOO!! lets CELEBRATE!!! EKEKEKE
 
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
At last its over...
At last, TOC is finally over and out.. but then its not all for me yet till saturday.. Had so many tiring nights and days throughout the entire week.. starting from unpacking to packing.. all must be done in a few hours.. so many tables, so much work.. OH MI GOSH! and guess wut, im sick now.. feel so tired and not feeling well.. oh well.. once a year.. LOL it was suppose to end yesterday, but i had to install another 3 tables today.. oh well.. earn extra money is liddat wan ler...

eh, you tink 1 table only ar.. 14 tables to install la!!

the place is better than last year, at least, they had air cond this time.. compared to last year which was at outside.. and we have a huge ass 48 player chart this time.. kewl.. and we haf ice cream stall beside us.. bwahahahha

crazy ass chart

anyway, bout the events i played, nah.. so near yet so far again wif Zayd.. hmmmm.. 5th-6th placing.. so near... sigh... sad case.. and other events, nonid mention ler....

losers? at least me and zayd 5th 6th, cyrus?? ahem ahem.. LOL

ahh.. a lil bit of looooove~

we're trying to be serious..

the last day was seriously worn out.. had to pack back the tables and wrap it all up wif juz 6 people doin so.. sien... end up finishing around 1am and got home around 3am after makan.. wake up 10am go install table.. no wonder im sick.. sien

Hero 6's - "Family always stand together.."

i need some rest now....




till then....
 
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Sunday, July 8, 2007
hand comes in pairs
few days back i accidentally cut my right hand palm.. eventhough im a leftie, which means left hander, but then i feel dat im like so useless without my right hand.. its a small cut but then, its at the palm.. where it touches any surfaces the most.. so i was wondering when i look at it, what cant i do, without my right hand..

try doin this wif the opposite hand or 1 hand:
  • steering the car (should be easy, but how to change gears?)
  • you need both hands to rub soap (yea, rub it on the body straight)
  • play guitar (chordless)
  • shoot pullshot/snake (use leg)
  • hammer nails
  • open padlock
  • wash hair
  • dig nose (I USE MY RIGHT HAND INDEX!!)
  • tie my shoe laces
  • wear shirt
and a whole lot more..

i realize how important my right hand is to me... dats why God gave us a pair of hands...



till then..
 
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Sunday, July 1, 2007
Movie Review - Transformers
This is one of the best movie i had ever watch, in my life i guess.. it it totally awesome and it jumped over and took the no 1 spot from 300 in Dani's Top 10 Movies Charts.. LOL

The animation was superb and the story line was good.. but the movie never really potray alot on Optimus Prime and Megatron, but Bumblebee rocks! LOL

oh and the Camaro.. fooooh... absolutely brilliant! and im not regretting watchin it in Gold Class.. fooooooh... syok..

when they transform all, so cooooooooooooool! and the sound effect all... fooooH.. LOL.. ok ok... time for review..

Transformers


ok, the story is bout those Autobots (Optimus, Bumblebee and a few others) protecting the earth and the Allspark from getting into Decepticon (Megatron and his gang) hands.. some fella name Sam got hold of the specs his great grand dad which has the location to Megatrons frozen body.. so Autobots went and find him.. Bumblebee was then Sam's first car and as the movie goes on, Sam is loving the car more and more... When the rest of the autobots found out bout the location of Megatron, all hell broke lose.. and thus fight here fight there to protect the Allspark, which Megatron needed to make his own soldiers to destroy earth.. and all happy ending in the end.. LOL

errr.. i tink this time my review kinda bad, so i tell you wut, go and watch the movie.. you'll definitely gonna like it and wanna watch it over and over again.. im gonna do so.. soon.. LOL

this time, im gonna rate it at: 9.5/10

seriously.. its good and worth watchin in Gold Class...





till then....
 
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